I saw a funny bumper sticker today, a variation of the age old “I think,
therefore I am” –

I fish, therefore I lie

Sorry if I ruined the punchline by explaining it first, but I was afraid
it might not ring a bell for everybody. And while we’re referring to
things not recognizable by the entire population–it seems like I heard
somewhere that the “I think, therefore I am” was some kind of
“existentialist” thought. Huh? “Exi-what?” That got me thinking about
“existentialism” and the fact that I have never looked up
“existentialism” in the dictionary. I’ll have to do that now.

Dictionary.com has this
definition for existentialism
from The
American Heritage Dictionary
:

A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the
individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe, regards
human existence as unexplainable, and stresses freedom of choice and
responsibility for the consequences of one’s acts.

OK, now let’s extend it:

I blog, therefore [what?]

Any ideas on what a good completion to that statement would be? Please
leave a comment if you have a good one.